1. If you keep making mistakes, something eventually has to go right:

If you keep making mistakes, something eventually has to go right:

2. And living in denial can often be comforting:

And living in denial can often be comforting:

3. When studying is hard, try getting creative:

When studying is hard, try getting creative:

4. It’s probably smart to earn the trust of your classmates:

It's probably smart to earn the trust of your classmates:

5. And it’ll help you in the long run if you build a better reputation with your teachers:

And it'll help you in the long run if you build a better reputation with your teachers:

6. Everything can serve many purposes if you believe enough:

Everything can serve many purposes if you believe enough:

7. And when you don’t have the right utensils, you can always improvise:

And when you don't have the right utensils, you can always improvise:

8. It’s okay to call upon higher forces for self discipline:

It's okay to call upon higher forces for self discipline:

9. When something seems too good to be true, it probably is:

When something seems too good to be true, it probably is:

Those scratches are from the poor souls who tried.

10. Sympathy is always worth a shot:

Sympathy is always worth a shot:

11. And you should probably decorate your room yourself:

And you should probably decorate your room yourself:

12. You’ll learn to be resourceful:

You'll learn to be resourceful:

13. But there is such a thing as being too resourceful.

But there is such a thing as being too resourceful.

Shampoo isn’t acceptable as a washing up liquid replacement!

14. It’s important to have each other’s backs:

It's important to have each other's backs:

15. Sometimes honestly really does feel like the best policy:

Sometimes honestly really does feel like the best policy:

16. Remember that practice doesn’t always make perfect:

Remember that practice doesn't always make perfect:

17. And you should probably play closer attention in class:

And you should probably play closer attention in class:

18. You can accomplish great triumphs when you actually show up:

You can accomplish great triumphs when you actually show up:

19. No idea is a bad idea when you’re running out of time:

20. And some ideas are simultaneously moronic and pure genius:

And some ideas are simultaneously moronic and pure genius:

21. You’ll have to unlearn the natural instincts university has ingrained in you:

You'll have to unlearn the natural instincts university has ingrained in you:

22. You can find other purposes for the compulsory textbooks you spent all your money on:

You can find other purposes for the compulsory textbooks you spent all your money on:

23. When it seems like your teachers actively wantyou to fail, you have to keep going:

When it seems like your teachers actively want you to fail, you have to keep going:

24. And no matter what happens, no matter how daunting doing the dishes may seem… never, ever stoop this low:

And no matter what happens, no matter how daunting doing the dishes may seem... never, ever stoop this low:

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